Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

well it is time for me to teach some of you some math

FB, twitter Myface etc all have these math problems floating around on the sites ....and most people get the wrong

some may now get the title
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication and Division, and Addition and Subtraction

so if you have 

if you do as I said above..you get 3+9-3+3

which is 12

so now you know how to do social media math problems...I wont have to correct you any more


if I see any of my friends get them wrong...I will know you didnt read my blog
That will make me sad. I will point all wrong answers to my blog

best movie football QB

#12Uncle Rico (Jon Gries) Napoleon Dynamite

he is number 12 on the list...he would have been #1 if we would have seen him throw the ball over the mountains...alas, he did not :(

he did have a pcertain style and swagger

#11 Joe Pendleton (warren Beatty) Heaven Can Wait (1978)

this guy wouldnt even let an accidental death stop him from winning the super bowl

played with all heart...then they took his memory 

#10 Shane falco (keanu reeves) the replacements

he was a scab during a strike season. As Jimmy McGinty said.."we need heart"

Falco was #16 in our programs...but #1 in our hearts

he did get the head cheerleader...so that moved him up

chicks dig scars.

#9Paul Crewe

The Longest Yard(burt Reynolds )

lower on the list because Burt did the remake

and he gambled on Football and was kicked out of the league

he had moxie and swagger...but getting kicked out of the league..that is bad

#8Joe Kane (Craig Sheffer), The Program

the guy lived dangerously. jumped a canyon on a motorcycle..willing to take chances on the field.

alas he didnt listen to his coach, lost the heisman and went to a low bowl game..for that he is not as high on the list

#7 jerry rev harris/ronnie sunshine bass remember the titans

they had an undefeated season..one of the meanest football coaches

combined as one, that is why they were this high. 

the defense is why they were as good as they were

we will remember the TITANS 

#6Lance Harbor/johnny mox varsity blues

a bit meaner coach, the coach held them back..Lance never played football again...so that kept them down. Moxin went on to read at college..so that killed his career too

But the partied..had lots of fun. were great when they played

they played in Texas

#5Jimmie Dix (Damon Wayans), The Last Boy Scout

he wore leather pants..had one liners

referenced Super dave

made one hell of a throw after having his hand shot(riding a horse too)

he had a football card

#4 Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), Point Break

he played in rose bowl..blew out his knee

became FBI agent.

learned to surf

he got to tackle patrick swayze

worked with Busey and he didnt kill him

#3Paul Blake

Necessary Roughness

played high school football. then worked his farm because his dad died..came back 20 years later to led the bad news bears(football team that got SMU'd ) of college football.

He didnt win many games(1 win and 1 tie)

all heart ..but knocked the #1 team off

#2Flash Gordon

Flash Gordon

he was cocky

had his name on his shirt

didnt know how to lose

saved the universe

that is #2 in my book

#1 Reno Hightower

The Best of Times
would have been a legend if his receiver wouldn't have dropped game winning touch down in high school
got the cheer leader
was home town hero
lived for football
he is number 1 because nobody could beat him when he wore the white shoes
he was al bundy..if al played QB

i know i left some off the list. I dont think anyone too important. if I did please comment and let me know


as reno said "I get better with age"

those stupid tablets at restaurants

So I am ranting big time for this post

I hate the stupid tablets at restaurants..for lots of reasons...I only like them for one reason(i will get to that later)

#1
hate big time because kids want to play on them...and they charge for the games...so parents...watch that

Second
The wait staff hates them. You can see it when they have to explain it\
The person I talked to why they don't...because their tips went down since they installed them
(because I think people cant do math..and it makes it easier to leave a crappy tip)

#3..I dont want to place my order on it...they suck..why even have a wait staff..hire drones..or R2D2 to deliver my food and drinks

FYI 5 days until I see it (Thursday )

#4...people are already on their phones not paying attention to each other as it is...lets put another device in there so there is less talking

  #8..old people cant use them...
they cant..so wait staff has to put that all in

now why I like them

only one reason..because the signature line...i can write (or in case below , draw what I want)

now i wonder if I can draw something inappropriate...like a penis  ...i think that is next time

that time of year again

list of my favorite Xmas movies

#10...santa vs martians

it is there just because of MST3K..it made it better
#9 Gremlins


this is why nothing good happens after midnight
#8 The Family Stone


this is the sentimental movie for me...reminds me of late grandma
#7 The ref

this should be on everyones list..especially if you have a dysfunctional family
#6 Scrooged






the bitch hit me with a toaster...i mean whats xmas without bill murry
#5 Die Hard





this is an every guy xmas movie...yippee ki yay mother_______
#4 Bad santa

exactly...it is become a classic

#3 Elf




i mean come on..the basic food groups are the best


#2 christmas vacation




cousin eddie....nothing more to say

#1 christmas story






















24 hours on xmas eve...best time for it

my all Favre team

In honor of the pack retiring #4 (adding to ring of honor)
I decided to make my all FAVRE team

QB= Favre who else

FB= William Henderson

RB=Dorsey Levens

WR1 Donald Driver

Wr2 Antonio Freeman

C Frank Winters

G1 mark tauscher

T1 earl dotson

G2 mike wahle

T2 ross verba

TE Mark Chmura

K Chris Jackie

P Craig Hentrich

DE1=Reggie White

DE2 KGB

DT1 Gilbert Brown

DT2 Santana Dotsen

LB1 Bryce Paup

LB2 Nick Barnett

LB3 George Koonce

CB Charles woodson

CB2 al harris

SS=LeRoy Butler

FS Nick collins

This is just my ideas. please feel free to add your thought in the comments

GO pack Go

gamehole con day 2

I got the post con cold..so i was delayed in writing this


Well Day 2 was Saturday Nov 7th...a great day in history. The day I was born

So we started the morning off with breakfast at The original pancake house

after some serious good food, We headed to the con.


First up for me was
Frat Boys vs Robo Hitler

Presented By : N/A featuring Michael Kent

Kappa Epsilon Gamma house is throwing its first big party since initiating its new members. Tonight is going to be epic assuming the campus Science Club who didn't get invited can help it. They plan to open a portal and sending all those partying frat jerks to another dimension. Unfortunately, the moment the portal is opened an army of cyborg Nazis lead by Robo-Hitler charge through. Can the boys of KEG save the the campus and the world?

I played a foreign exchange student...who was a gamer/computer nerd..who his Frat brothers gave the nickname Leeroy Jenkins (mainly because he gets an idea and runs with it..no regard for the group..his real name was marcus the carcus)...if you have no idea who LeeRoy is  use Google

lets just say Leeroy Jenkins , stole the Dean's car, held a party at the Dean's house, hack his FB etc and posted pics...and saved the day vs hitler

we were at the frat party when the physics building exploded..so the frat went to check out who was having a better party

well Robot Nazi's came out and started attacking

Using my Iphone and hacking skillz...I plugged into a robot and controlled it like a video game...I took down NAZIs left and right...one of the other players was trapped in a room and said "oh no"

to which my robot came through the wall and said  "oh Yea"

well I didnt die..and we won

2-6


DGS Presents: KISS-Tastrophe (4 hrs)

Are you ready to Rock n' Roll all night and Party everyday? In this Marvel Super Heroes adventure you play the world famous rock group KISS as they perform in a benefit concert for Stark Enterprises. Rock and Roll and danger is in the air as the cities greatest villains descend on the concert to wreak havoc. Can the Demon, Starchild, Space Ace and Catman save the day or will it all end in KISS-Tastrophe? Guest DM: Gene Simmons

Yes it says Gene Simmons

he showed up and did not disappoint. this was done with Marval rules set (which i had not played before) 

I played Peter Criss...

we had to stop Dr Doom, Electro and Green Goblin from stealing the concert funds for charity.

then i took a long break. hung out with the group

that picture was for Ian who couldn't make it

that was sent to paul , who said we were fury

last game of the night was the 

8-12


Charity Event: Cutthroat Dungeon! (Spectator) (4 hrs)

Six competitors will enter the dungeon to face five rounds of tricks, traps, monsters, and mayhem! Staked with a loot pile of 25,000 gold pieces, our contestants will use their funds to bid on various sabotages they can inflict on one another. At the end of each round our panel of all-star celebrity judges will send one unlucky player to Valhalla until only the victor remains! Join gaming luminaries STEVE JACKSON, PETER ADKISON, JOHN KOVALIC, JEN PAGE and your host BILL CAVALIER the DUNGEON BASTARD for this very special charity event! All proceeds benefit Worldbuilders/Heifer International!

i was chosen to be a part of a 2 headed Giant...so we had to work as one. 1st round was a battle against 10 monsters..we squashed them. then came vote off
we made it through the first round.immunity...alas Jayson did not and rolled low
he was out

second round was a map drawing...we were out because we sucked (working as one)and the crowd and judges did not think we were good enough...we rolled low and were out

3rd round..was D&D trivia...like how much damage can a 1st level fighter with X stats do...
not easy questions

final round was a battle of the rogue sock puppet and tubby the whale
vs

behold-asaurus-rex
Tubby died after4 rounds :( 

the winner is

it was a great con. i was glad I spent my Bday gaming